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Clint Z├ęphyr Chevalier ([personal profile] privateinvestigations) wrote in [community profile] muserevival2016-10-03 12:42 pm

128.5. 10

Ten national days of recognition relevant to your life

1. National Roots Days
2. National Ding-a-Ling Day
3. Weary Willie Day
4. International Ninja Day
5. Cyber Monday
6. National No Bra Day
7. National Pickle Day
8. National Nut Day
9. Awareness Month of Awareness Months Month
10. Answer The Telephone Like Buddy The Elf Day

clint chevalier
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[personal profile] evanalmighty 2016-10-03 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, you do realize Cyber Monday is a shopping day and has nothing to do with cybersex, right?
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[personal profile] evanalmighty 2016-10-03 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I figured you might. But I also figured you'd be actually having real sex these days all the time, and not need cyber.
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[personal profile] nothingelsematters 2016-10-03 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Since when does your willie ever get fucking weary?
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[personal profile] nothingelsematters 2016-10-03 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. You'll have plenty of Weary Willie Syndrome when your kid gets here.
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[personal profile] nothingelsematters 2016-10-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever you say, bud :P You and Ange done the dirty yet?
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[personal profile] nothingelsematters 2016-10-03 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
A little more classy than doing it on y'all's honeymoon, then.
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[personal profile] nothingelsematters 2016-10-03 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I know you are. Proud of you, Clitty. Especially proud that you stepped back from the business with Noah when Euan asked you too.
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[personal profile] nothingelsematters 2016-10-03 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Getting through what you did without murdering someone? Big step for you. You talked to anyone about it? Any news on how he's doing?
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[personal profile] nothingelsematters 2016-10-03 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
What I don't know won't hurt me. I saw how you were looking at him when you got married. Ain't seen you ever look at someone like that before. Fuck. That bad?
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[personal profile] nothingelsematters 2016-10-03 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
But you still wanted to do the cunts who hurt Noah in, didn't you? The poor kid. What an awful fucking way to die, and so young.
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[personal profile] nothingelsematters 2016-10-03 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a custom of our family and friends to just write people off, thank fuck. Y'all gave me reasons to keep going when it felt like I couldn't anymore. He ain't dead yet. He can make a turnaround.
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[personal profile] nothingelsematters 2016-10-03 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You would too. And the world would be a better place for it. You came back eventually. If you left it much longer, I would've told you to go fuck yourself. Yeah, I know. Me too. I'm on Euan's side with this one.
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[personal profile] lovesguinness 2016-10-03 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
International Ninja Day. Is that why I keep losin' track o'ya'?
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-10-03 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
I can vouch for your Ding-a-Ling days. They lead to my Urge To Smack a Bitch Days.