Ten lessons you have learnt

1. Football causes unsightly bruising
2. Never wear leather pants on a hot day
3. My ass looks fabulous in gold lamé
4. Never bond with canaries
5. Olive green clashes with everything but aubergine
6. Just because someone is short, doesn't meant everything about them is small...
7. Bear Grylls is a nutcase... why not just ask the camera dude for help?!
8. The only box of chocolates life is like are the laxative ones, every time you think you get a choice right, it just ends up giving you the shits
9. Happy can be defined as "gay", but gay can make things far from happy
10. Sex, although extremely messy, is way better than a simple touch of the fingertips


justbeingaqueen ★ GLEE (Canon)