095.5. Ten Things

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Ten things you love about your relationship

Even if it's a new ball game, here goes!

1) Puke test passed with flying colours!
2) Pull My Finger, fart games and/or jokes allowed
3) No bargaining needed for Star Wars, Back to the Future, or Karate Kid marathons
4) Hoodies are appropriate making out attire
5) LOLsnorting at Autocorrect typos is an acceptable form of bonding
6) I will always win at the original Mario Bros
7) Sharing rude jokes or memes about private parts on each other's Facebook walls is considered flirting
8) It is perfectly acceptable to have complete text conversations in Emojis
9) Pissing people off with multiple coupley duckface or tongue selfies on Facebook and Instagram - success!
10) He's the first person who ever gave me flowers

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Comments

[morethantheeyecansee]

I totally beat you once at Mario Bros.

[picturesofyou]

You did not. I had to stop to puke, so it doesn't count.

[morethantheeyecansee]

Totally not true. You faked having to puke because I was already beating you. :P

[picturesofyou]

That's not even a thing! Though, I'm sure somewhere out there, there are dickheads who fake shit for attention.

[morethantheeyecansee]

Awww, come on, can't you just give me one?! :P