064.6. Misc/Random

[lovesguinness]

Write 20 lines, each starting with the word "I have..."


1. I have a dick
2. I have a fuckin' fantastic family
3. I have a wife
4. I have a son
5. I have a questionable tolerance for fuckin' bullshit
6. I have zero tolerance for hurtin' children, religious fuckery or prejudicial cunts
7. I have fucked a helluva lotta chicks
8. I have had bullets in me
9. I have never watched fuckin' Beaches
10. I have been in so many pub brawls (or caused 'em) that I lost count
11. I have done a lotta fucked up shit
12. I have survived substance abuse
13. I have been a dealer
14. I have taken a human life
15. I have screwed a famous person
16. I have never, nor will I fuckin' ever, eat sushi
17. I have a lotta tats, all o'which have personal meanin' t'me
18. I have every intention of severely hurtin' anyone who hurts someone I love
19. I have cancer
20. I have to fuckin' get better

Euan Fitzpatrick (Original Character)