Ten things you're pleased with right now

1. That I have a huge cock
2. The view of my husband's ass
3. Shitting Game of Thrones fans off by telling them I think it's crap
4. Owning a prostate
5. Porn on TV
6. Hacky Sack
7. Sacks in general
8. Slinkys
9. Not being a Kardashian
10. Pissing dumbfucks off just by existing

clint chevalier
original character