10.5.2 and 10.5.3 Ten things

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Ten things that put you in a bad mood

1 - The drums.
2 - That grinning doe-eyed idiot.
3 - That grinning idiot when he's on a spiral of self-pity.
4 - People trying to cheer me up.
5 - Humans. All the time really.
6 - Earth. In general.
7 - The drums, the constant, neverending, drums.
8 - The revenance of the beat. Oh, this is fun! How many different ways are there of describing it?
9 - The incessant, unremitting, everlasting pounding, thumping, booming, hammering.
10 - Pounding, crashing, thrum-thrum-thrum-THRUM!
Ten things that cheer you up

1 - Killing Jack.
2 - That grinning idiot being old again, despite the mad eyebrows. Or at least, not young, doe eyed, or with stupid hair... No. Wait. Scrub that last one, that never changes.
3 - Getting one over on the grinning idiot.*
4 - The Clangers.
5 - Teletubbies.
6 - Killing Jack. Yes, I know I've already had that one, but that's the beauty of handsome Jack, isn't it? You can do it again and again! It never gets old!
7 - Trotting out cliches.
8 - Stolen jelly babies
9 - Track three
10 - Bored now.

[*ooc: Obsessed much?]