120.5 || Ten Things

[independenceday]

Ten Little Things You Love About Life

1. My sons' smiles
2. My little brother's texts and calls
3. Riding General
4. My last name
5. My own name on my bank account
6. My job
7. Seeing my little brother with his new boyfriend
8. Toys in the living room floor
9. Having short hair
10. The locks on my doors

Comments

[independenceday]

My little brother's boyfriend. He's horse-crazy, and he's an super sweetheart of a kid. Unless, apparently, a cashier looks over my Shannon when they're at the store... and then he gives them a second asshole.

[privateinvestigations]

Sounds like my sorta kid. All cunts should have two assholes.

[independenceday]

He is. Smart guy, too. He wants to be a veterinarian. And he treats my brother awesome, so he can stay.

[privateinvestigations]

He actually wants to stick his hand up animal butt for a living? So, Shan ain't a virgin anymore then?

[independenceday]

That's what they tell me. :P My Dad does it, too. I'm afraid so, but I'm trying not to think about it.

[privateinvestigations]

Why not? His dick still works, doesn't it? No dude with a working dick is selectively going to let it stay dormant for too long.

[independenceday]

But he's my baby brother. I wanted him to stay a baby a little longer. I guess now I have to focus on my boys being babies.

[privateinvestigations]

You can practice you "Make sure you're safe!" speeches on him for when your kids are his age. You'll be flinging that fucking advice left, right and centre.

[independenceday]

I'll be buying my boys condoms probably as soon as they figure out how to play with their willies... just in case.

[privateinvestigations]

WATER FIGHT. HELL YEAH.

[independenceday]

Reasons you're not allowed to teach my boys about sex or condoms. :P

[privateinvestigations]

Oh, c'mon. They'd love me. You might get ulcers and a nervous tic, but they'll have fun.

[independenceday]

Destroying a mom's stomach with ulcers? Clitty, you're a mean bitch!

[privateinvestigations]

Hey, I've fucking mellowed. Sort of. Okay, I'm a mellowed mean bitch.

[independenceday]

Being in an official relationship has mellowed your mean bitch ways?

[privateinvestigations]

No, my ball and chain nearly getting murdered was the biggest contributory factor.

[independenceday]

Ah, yeah. That will probably do it. I wish sometimes that my ex-ball and chain WOULD get murdered, but that's an entirely different scenario. How's he doing, honey?

[privateinvestigations]

I can have that done. Lincoln? He's breathing. We're just taking each day. He's better when I'm not stressing him out.

[independenceday]

Why does that not surprise me? You're a scary bitch, Clint. Yeah, not running your car into a wall is probably a really good start.

[privateinvestigations]

I don't harm anyone who has no fucking reason to be scared. I considered baking scones, but that seemed like more fun.

[independenceday]

... but the ones who do are fair game? Baking scones isn't nearly as much fun as totaling your car and nearly totaling yourself.

[privateinvestigations]

It's not my fault they're dumbfuck cunts who believe they have a right to violate innocent people. If they think that, they deserve to bleed out. Don't. I'm still in mourning about my baby.

[independenceday]

That's for damn sure. It's just... It's a lot to take in. I never imagined raising my kids without a dad. Oh, honey. You'll get a new one. I'm sorry about your car, but mostly just happy you didn't die.

[privateinvestigations]

I was raised around my uncle beating the living shit out of my aunt, and sexually assaulting her in front of my cousin. Trust me, they're better off without the cunt. It'll take more than a brick wall to get rid of me.

[independenceday]

Well, yeah. I don't want them raised with THAT dad. The night that I left, he told me he'd hurt them and pin it on me. Nothing better damn well be getting rid of you any time soon, mister.