029.5. Misc/Random prompt

[doctordefib]

Significant others. Make a list of all the qualities your muse adores and admires about their significant other. If your muse doesn't have one, make a list of qualities they would like to have in a significant other if they could find he/she.


- He loves me, despite everything
- He loves my daughter like she was his own
- He's a hard worker
- He's a fantastic cook (when he wants to be)
- His ass is perfection
- So is his dick
- His gorgeous eyes
- He's the only one I'll cry in front of
- He doesn't snore
- He knows how to run a perfect bath
- He yells at the GPS, which gives me a good laugh
- He loves his family, especially his brothers
- He loves the same cheesy 80s movies as I do
- His phobia of cockroaches is hilarious
- He waits until I'm feeling better to laugh at my seasickness
- He changes diapers like a fucking boss
- He sings power ballads in the shower but changes it up now and again with "Call Me Al" or "Bootylicious"
- He'll always admit if he's been a douchebag
- He hates to lose in Words With Friends
- He loves Dance Moms but won't admit to it (god help Abbey Lee if our princess was in her class, though)
- He's an extremely affectionate and handsy drunk
- He's the best father I've ever met
- The inventive strings of cuss words he comes up with when he's really pissed off
- He's anal about the order he reads the newspaper in
- He's a tea snob and turned me into one
- I know any promise he makes me, he'll keep it
- The more I write this list, the more I realise I have no hope in ever truly completing it


Ryan Bailey || Original Character for PSL, dreamlikenewyork and references chiefexecutivedaddy