029.4. Ten Things

[justbeingaqueen]

Ten ways in which you would change the world if you could.

1. Cure for cancer
2. Legalise gay marriage everywhere
3. Reduce the impact religion has on politics
4. Ban corduroy
5. Prohibit Walmart from selling "fashion"
6. Build homes for anyone who doesn't have one
7. Never let a Cyrus record another musical track
8. Free medical treatment for anyone who needs it
9. To be able to do whatever job you want, if you can prove you're capable and will work hard for it
10. Free designer clothing for fashionistas

Kurt Hummel // GLEE

Comments

[fraternalfashionista]

Honey, I think I love you in a totally platonic way.

[justbeingaqueen]

Do I know you...?

[fraternalfashionista]

No, you don't. But I'm Austin, and your list is perfection.

[justbeingaqueen]

Well, of course it's perfection, darling. This is why a gay guy needs to run our country. And Kurt. It's a pleasure.

[fraternalfashionista]

You'd definitely have my vote. Gay guys should run most things, let's be serious here. Everyone would dress a lot better, and get called on their bullshit.

[justbeingaqueen]

Fathers of gay people do okay too. I have first hand experience in that. Maybe less Jehovah's Witness would stop interrupting my afternoon workouts. Even though I'm sure they won't come back again after I told them I was practising for my next gay Satan-worshipping orgy on Fire Island. It helped that my lesbian roomy was making sex noises from behind the curtain.

[fraternalfashionista]

Your dad? Missionaries of any kind are a pet peeve of mine. If I wanted to go to church, I'd go to fucking church, kthnx. LOL! You have a lesbian roomie? Does that make her your fag hag, or you her lesbro?

[justbeingaqueen]

He's a Congressman. Probably the most unlikely person to ever be one, but he does a great job. I went once, and they praised me and my dad, and I still came out a homosexual atheist. I guess they didn't praise hard enough. Those two go hand-in-hand with us, considering we will never be in each other's hands.

[fraternalfashionista]

Really? That's awesome. Are you close to your dad? Nothing wrong with homosexual atheists. I'll wave the banner for that team high with pride. The laugh that just got from me was entirely unfabulous. A fag and a dyke sharing an apartment sounds like a recipe for a hilarious old 60s-style TV show. Only they wouldn't have been keen on fags and dykes back then.

[justbeingaqueen]

Exceptionally close. He is all I had for a very long time, and he supports me in anything I do. There's been enough crap happen to me in my life to know that God really doesn't help people who need it. He can do his thing, and I'll do mine. We tend to clash at least three times a day, but I adore her really. She's probably the next biggest bitch in line to me. Probably equal second to her other lesbro.

[fraternalfashionista]

Supportive families really are the best thing ever. My twin brother is my best friend in the world. I'd be lost without him. You don't have any brothers or sisters? I couldn't agree more on that. If there's a God out there, he's not concerned with queer little ol' me. No bitch will ever top a sassy gay bitch, but it's fun to keep a close contender around for when you need a good old fashioned bitch out. How long have you known her?

[justbeingaqueen]

They are. I don't know what I would do without mine. I know a couple of twins, they couldn't be more different too. But I know they're epically close. I have one stepbrother, but that's it. It's only been a recent thing too, in the last two years. Before that, I had an embarrassing and misguided crush on him. I'll worship my Lord and Saviour, Marc Jacobs and pray from my Bible, Vogue. I've known her since we were kids, but we were never close before. She used to bully me.

[fraternalfashionista]

I've met lots of people along the way who didn't have that going for them. I don't know how they did it. Oh, God... that awkward moment when you're suddenly related to a former crush. Do you two get along well? Oh, my fucking God, can that be a religion, because I'd be right on it with bells on... Only probably not, because I haven't seen many outfits that would actually look good accessorized with bells. Really? She went from bullying you to being your fag hag? Oh, how the times do change.