140.5. Ten

[privateinvestigations]

Ten ways you are energized

1. Hot fuck
2. Hot threesome
3. Hot orgy
4. Hot outdoor fuck
5. Hot beach fuck
6. Hot shower fuck
7. Hot pool fuck
8. Hot backseat fuck
9. Hot mile high fuck
10. Hot married fuck

clint chevalier
original character

Comments

[americanskin]

Can you get better already? I seriously need a hand...

[privateinvestigations]

Fuck, Ange. You got two of your own.

[americanskin]

By hand, I mean dick.

[privateinvestigations]

My cock is bigger than my hand, you got that.

[americanskin]

Oh yeah, I know, hot stuff. You knocked me up, remember? Now I need you to get better to fuck me into the extramarital mattress or I'm going to die.

[privateinvestigations]

Jeez, love, give me a chance. You can't fucking die while you got my son in there.

[americanskin]

Whoa, did you just say the S word? What happened to "It"?

[lovesguinness]

Ya' fuckin' versatile then, huh?

[privateinvestigations]

Fuck, yeah. I'd do myself in if I couldn't fuck. At least, so I thought. Didn't seem to kill me so much when Linc was hurt.

[lovesguinness]

Aye, ya' had much bigger fish t'fry with that, bud.

[privateinvestigations]

The other half nearly getting murdered in front of me? Yeah, let's never do that fucking horrible shit ever again. Did Noah sign the papers?

[lovesguinness]

I'll fuckin' second that, mate. Couldn't fuckin' live without the missus. She had me at kneein' me in the cock. Aye, he sure did. Mark's fast-trackin' 'em through the courts as we speak. He'll be our legal son soon as next week. Gonna take the family on a trip t'Dublin once he's outta the hospital and back on his feet.

[privateinvestigations]

Couldn't fucking live without mine, either. Even if he wants to murder me frequently when I shit him off. That's so fucking awesome, Eu. Fuck, this is how it should be. Damn kid's been to hell and back. How's he doing?

[lovesguinness]

I'm surprised he ain't done it yet, mate. Ya' a genius as pissin' him the fuck off. Aye, we think so. Dunno know yet. Early days. Could have long-term shit t'deal with, but he's awake. That's all that matters.

[nothingelsematters]

That sounds fucking exhausting.

[privateinvestigations]

How the fuck are we twins?

[nothingelsematters]

Bad luck? Sorry, but you're fucking stuck with me.

[privateinvestigations]

Fuck. There I was wanting to be a twin with fucking Big Bird.

[nothingelsematters]

You can go fuck yourself if you want me to glue yellow feathers to my fucking ass.

[privateinvestigations]

Just picturing it is fucking fantastic enough.

[nothingelsematters]

I might just do it, and then tell everyone you're my twin.

[imtoofabulous]

Yes, please.

[privateinvestigations]

On the top of my fucking to-do list, babe.

[imtoofabulous]

Doctor's in the morning. Don't think you're fucking getting out of that.

[privateinvestigations]

I'd say I love when you fucking dominate me, but unless there's a whip and chain involved, I don't wanna play.

[imtoofabulous]

There will be if you don't fucking go. I'll whip it. Whip it good.

[privateinvestigations]

Ah, fuck you, gorgeous. Now I got that song fucking stuck in my head.

[imtoofabulous]

You're welcome. Karma for puking on my Louboutins.

[maybeicouldbesaved]

-- Uh... huh.

[privateinvestigations]

I'd say glad you approve, but who the fuck are you and why should I care?

[maybeicouldbesaved]

Thinking you shouldn't. Still bit of an over-share, there.

No offense.

[privateinvestigations]

Or you could just be a fucking prude. Ain't no one Clockwork Oranging your eyeballs here, dude.

I don't get offended. Too many other precious snowflakes in the world doing that plenty.

[maybeicouldbesaved]

Prude. Right. That's what that was. Keep doing you, I guess.