muserevival | 003.3. Drabble Prompt "Three Minutes"

It's the longest three minutes of his life. He licks his lips, finds himself tapping the box against his thigh to a fast staccato beat, and immediately grips said box tightly in both hands, hiding as much of it as possible and risking crushing the cardboard package.

And then it's his turn. His face has been beet red since before entering the store. He practically throws the item at the cashier, who merely arches an eyebrow, but doesn't even look at him as she scans it through. Why the hell don't they have self-check outs here? he finds himself wondering as he swipes his debit card.

When the cashier hands him his now-bagged purchase, she looks straight at him, and Kurt finds himself defiantly meeting her eyes and lifting his chin.

The girl smiles (smirks, and fuck, why did he have to get a cashier that looks so much like Santana?) and says, "Have fun, cutie."

Another three minutes later, and Kurt is throwing the same cardboard box again, only this time it's at his boyfriend's head, who barely catches it before impact.

"Next time, YOU'RE buying the condoms."

babypenguin || Glee || Canon
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