Detective Euan Fitzpatrick (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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muserevival2016-12-01 01:11 am
lovesguinness) wrote in muserevival2016-12-01 01:11 am
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134.5. Ten Things
Ten dirty little secrets about you
1. I'm a closeted lesbian
2. I fucked a nun
3. And took a slash in their Holy Water
4. I'm a fuckin' serial killer in m'spare time
5. I deliberately leave pubes on the soap t'shit ya' off
6. I fuckin' double-dip those Doritos. Every fuckin' time.
7. Golden showers are me fave kink
8. I have orgies with grannies
9. I like askin' fashionistas what Walmart they got their shoes from
10. I've shot a bloke's dick off
Euan Fitzpatrick (Original Character)
1. I'm a closeted lesbian
2. I fucked a nun
3. And took a slash in their Holy Water
4. I'm a fuckin' serial killer in m'spare time
5. I deliberately leave pubes on the soap t'shit ya' off
6. I fuckin' double-dip those Doritos. Every fuckin' time.
7. Golden showers are me fave kink
8. I have orgies with grannies
9. I like askin' fashionistas what Walmart they got their shoes from
10. I've shot a bloke's dick off
Euan Fitzpatrick (Original Character)