090.5. 10 Things

[comeflywithme]

Ten little things you appreciate in life

1 - My wedding ring
2 - Good coffee
3 - Rimming
4 - Sexting
5 - ancestory.com
6 - Hip-hugging Levis
7 - Men's cologne
8 - Judge Rinder
9 - Neck kisses
10 - Hot tubs

~ emmanual marquez | oc

Comments

[comeflywithme]

I remember. We got crashed by your other half screwing in the kitchen and he didn't talk to me for a week.

[ahickeyfromkenickie]

It was pretty hot until Phoenix was giving us the bitchglare of doom.

[comeflywithme]

I think I'm technically a polygamist. My husband has two parts. He told me you're banned from playing cupid ever again too.

[ahickeyfromkenickie]

As long as you're no sleeping with the other one, I'm okay with that. :P Yeah, I royally screwed the pooch on that one.

[comeflywithme]

I'm not his type. Not ginger enough. He's going to get vengeance, you realise this. He did that scary poker-face cool bitchpls thing he does when I asked him about it.

[ahickeyfromkenickie]

Ironically, I don't remember him every crushing on another ginger besides Ajay. Then again, Ajay was probably the biggest crush he ever had period, so maybe he was always crushing on Ajay. I'm scared. Last time he got vengeance on me, he drew a dick on my face in permanent marker two days before an audition. I managed to get it off, but then my skin was all dried out. Thank fuck for makeup.

[comeflywithme]

That's got to hurt on some level, for him to realise he missed the boat. And this is probably about 800 times worse he needs to extract revenge for.

[ahickeyfromkenickie]

All I ask is that you don't let him castrate me or put me out of work for more than a week.

[comeflywithme]

He's more creative than that. He's an artiste.

[ahickeyfromkenickie]

He is. That's the part that scares me.

[comeflywithme]

You should be afraid. I'll brace myself for the onslaught.

[ahickeyfromkenickie]

Are you gonna take care of me after he attacks? :P

[comeflywithme]

Don't I always?

[ahickeyfromkenickie]

You do. That's one of the many many reasons why I love you so fucking much.

That, and that one thing you do with your tongue that makes my toes curl.