099.5 Ten things

[notmyfathersson]

Ten things that make you laugh

1. The funny sleeping positions my other half gets into
2. My brother and his fiance teasing each other
3. Old Adam Sandler movies, before he made all the stupid ones
4. The video going around Facebook of Carlton dancing to MMMBop
5. The other half and his brother arguing over the last bite of a piece of cake when we had dinner last weekend.
6. The other half insisting it wasn't his birthday when I told him Happy Birthday this morning.
7. When farts happen at inappropriate times
8. People who keep spending money to see the same damn superhero movie with different actors every 5 years.
9. Kids swearing... probably mostly because I don't have kids of my own.
10. The memory of catching Alex in the shower singing "I Will Survive" into a shampoo bottle when he thought I was still sleeping

Travis Parker-Cleary, original character

Comments

[radioactivesadness]

Dad never knew. Still doesn't. I don't think.

[notmyfathersson]

Never knew what they were doing to you?

[radioactivesadness]

Yeah. He knew there was sibling rivalry but he just assumed it was because I was so different to Candy.

[notmyfathersson]

Different in that she's a cunt, and you're not?