Clint Zéphyr Chevalier (
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muserevival2016-01-14 09:36 am
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113.5. 10 things
Ten things that comfort you in hard times
1. Fucking
2. Hitting things
3. Shooting things
4. Booze
5. Weed
6. Hard rock
7. Smokes
8. Long drives in fast cars
9. Not talking to idiots
10. Extensively mocking dickheads
clint chevalier
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1. Fucking
2. Hitting things
3. Shooting things
4. Booze
5. Weed
6. Hard rock
7. Smokes
8. Long drives in fast cars
9. Not talking to idiots
10. Extensively mocking dickheads
original character
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As for the marriage, well, I probably shouldn't have rushed into anything but going slow's not my style.
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Violins. Drag some out and ask someone to play them for you. No one gives a fuck about your failed marriage but you. It's as simple as that.
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Fine fine, I'll shut up about it. Though I would be lying if I said I wasn't curious about that whole boyfriend's lesbian sister thing.
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Your life rules are what you fucking make them, and I'm not a conformist.
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I got that but how does that even come up? Was it like a citizenship thing or for health insurance?
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Keeping up appearances. Amazing what you can fucking achieve when people see a happily married straight couple on the surface. Human nature to take shit at face value. It's a weakness in people to be taken advantage of. Let them think that what they're seeing is legit.
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So she's your beard? That's surprisingly old fashioned of you.
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Beard for what?
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That's what they used to call the women who married gay men.
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No, that's what they call the women who conceal gay relationships and it's still an active past time today. My wife isn't concealing anything.
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My apologies. I thought you said you married her to keep up appearances.
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And you assumed it was because I'm ashamed of fucking men? If anyone gives a shit about that, it's their problem, not mine.
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Actually, you strike me as pretty shameless so no. If when you said keeping up appearances you didn't mean the appearance of being straight then I don't really know what appearances you mean.
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I mean the appearance of a lot of shit.
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Okay.
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