113.5. 10 things

[privateinvestigations]

Ten things that comfort you in hard times

1. Fucking
2. Hitting things
3. Shooting things
4. Booze
5. Weed
6. Hard rock
7. Smokes
8. Long drives in fast cars
9. Not talking to idiots
10. Extensively mocking dickheads

clint chevalier
original character

Comments

[privateinvestigations]

Pretty much just don't give a shit about your personal crap, so if that's what pisses you off, sure. If you want to be dull and controlled by equally as dull people, go for it. It's your life. Thank fuck it's not mine.

No, that's what they call the women who conceal gay relationships and it's still an active past time today. My wife isn't concealing anything.

[miss_bliss]

...Kinda already said that was going to change. Now you're just rubbing it in.

My apologies. I thought you said you married her to keep up appearances.

[privateinvestigations]

If it was that easy to let someone rob you of innate parts of you, might not be so easy to get it back.

And you assumed it was because I'm ashamed of fucking men? If anyone gives a shit about that, it's their problem, not mine.

[miss_bliss]

Maybe not but I can't imagine it will be any harder than learning to curb certain behavior was to begin with. Hell, I bet it will even feel good.

Actually, you strike me as pretty shameless so no. If when you said keeping up appearances you didn't mean the appearance of being straight then I don't really know what appearances you mean.

[privateinvestigations]

I think if you're having to change that much just to keep twatbags happy, then you're always gonna be miserable as the price. What makes their wants more fucking important than yours? Anyone who is forced to be who they aren't are miserable bitches. Always fucking are when you have to pretend to be someone else. Unless you get paid to do that.

I mean the appearance of a lot of shit.

[miss_bliss]

It's not about anyone else anymore. It's about figuring out what will make me happy. And doing that. And probably drinking too much and driving too fast.

Okay.

[privateinvestigations]

Just so long as you ain't harming any innocent party in the quest for self rediscovery, go for it. You probably don't want to wake up in a gutter with your panties up around your neck and your tits hanging out like a whore either, so choose your poison wisely.