113.5. 10 things

[privateinvestigations]

Ten things that comfort you in hard times

1. Fucking
2. Hitting things
3. Shooting things
4. Booze
5. Weed
6. Hard rock
7. Smokes
8. Long drives in fast cars
9. Not talking to idiots
10. Extensively mocking dickheads

clint chevalier
original character

Comments

[imtoofabulous]

At least go out and get your fucking cock sucked. You went down on Ange, it's just the same shit.

[privateinvestigations]

She was preggers and horny, I was helping her out. I thought you were okay with it.

[imtoofabulous]

I am okay with it. Keep doing it for her right through the pregnancy if you need to, I don't mind. I wasn't bullshitting you. Maybe she can return the favour.

[privateinvestigations]

It was a one-off, she doesn't want me down there long-term. Linc, are you for fucking real here? I don't want to get blown. That's the last thing on my fucking mind right now.

[imtoofabulous]

Maybe you can do it and I can watch. If they ever let me out of here.

[privateinvestigations]

You do realise I can still rim you, and fuck you, and do all that sort of shit WITH you, even if your cock doesn't work, right?

[imtoofabulous]

That's not going to satisfy you. You like taking it up the ass as much as you give it.

[privateinvestigations]

Why are you writing yourself off so soon, babe?

[imtoofabulous]

I don't know. Maybe it'll hurt less if I soften the blow now. I don't fucking know, but it's not looking good, is it?

[privateinvestigations]

I actually think it's looking really fucking good to what it was the day after the cunt stabbed you. Looking at whole lot better than when you were bleeding out while I was trying to give you CPR.

[imtoofabulous]

You gave me CPR?

[privateinvestigations]

I had to. You were dying. Harley couldn't, he was the closest to you. He took his shirt off and used it to try to tourniquet the bleeding until the paramedics got there.

[imtoofabulous]

You're the last thing I really remember. You were yelling at me not to die.

[privateinvestigations]

Yeah, so fuck you for thinking all I think about is my cock after all that. I told you, it's the last fucking thing on my mind.

[imtoofabulous]

I'm sorry, babe. I don't know how to figure any of this shit out either. I didn't mean to minimise any of this fucking shit you're dealing with.

[privateinvestigations]

You're not. I know you're not trying to fuck with me. This shit has changed me, alright? There's no way it wouldn't. I'm used to being the alpha male, fucking leading shit and getting the job done. With this, with you, I had no control. Someone tried to destroy you, and that's been the most horrible fucking shit I've ever felt in my life. We're both hurt, and neither has the fucking answers.

[imtoofabulous]

Yeah, I started to get that memo with the whole engagement ring thing. I'm still waiting for you to wake up and go, "WTF WAS I THINKING?!"

[privateinvestigations]

I'm wide awake, Linc.

[imtoofabulous]

I don't want to marry you if I end up with ED.

[privateinvestigations]

Okay. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. I ain't fighting with you, or what you need, babe. This ain't a vital clause. I ain't gonna walk away from you, either. Not on your fucking life. Whatever you're feeling, however much you're fucking hurting, I'm on your side.

[imtoofabulous]

So, calling you a cunt, telling you I hate you, and you have a small dick to push you away won't work?

[privateinvestigations]

I do have a small dick... compared to a fucking elephant :P

[imtoofabulous]

I have absolutely no basis for fucking denial on that because the whole world knows it.

[privateinvestigations]

What's fucking modesty? A cock's just another body part, I don't care who sees my junk. Maybe we can have a nudist wedding.

[imtoofabulous]

I don't wanna see my grandma or sister nude, and both will murder me if I get married without them.