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128.5. 10 whatever the fucks

Ten national days of recognition relevant to your life

1. National Nude Day
2. National Sex Day
3. National Tattoo Day
4. National I Love Horses Day
5. National Weed Day
6. International Whores Day
7. National Beer and Pizza Day
8. International Day of People With a Disability
9. Bisexual Awareness Week
10. Dyslexia Empowerment Week

+ KIP PRYOR (oc)

(ooc) because clearly i'm a sheep and want up in this fun shit :P

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How did you get your mom to sign the authority for ink?

Didn't, dude. Went to think back alley sorta place that just wanted your cash, didn't give a fuck about parental consent.

You weren't worried about infections and stuff? I want one, but Mom and Dad won't let me. Fin has a couple, but his Mom let him.

Nah. Didn't really think much like an adult back then, dude. Did so much stupid shit. What do you want? What's Fin got?

Yeah, I know. But I get why you did. I don't know. Lyrics or something. Fin's got a horseshoe on his hand, and a cute little cartoon horse on his hip. He got them after winning some riding comps.

Always thought you'd never want anything more to do with me after all that shit. That's cool, though. Ink that has meaning is the best sort. You know, maybe if you told them you could get it at one of the best ink guys out there, they might let you? You need to see Jace.

For being messed up over my accident? Never. It is cool. I love it. Who's Jace?

I wish I just tried to talk to you more now, dude. When I look back on it, I feel like a dumbfuck. Jace is a freaking legend. He's got a disability too, with a brain injury. But the strong side of his brain is the artistic side, and his designs are epic. He does inking when he's well.

Don't sweat it. We're making up for lost time now. Just because you feel like a dumbfuck doesn't mean you are one. Wow, he sounds so cool. How did he get the brain injury? Does it make him sick a lot?

Dude, you're amazing, you know that? All you got through and didn't turn into a dick because of it. He is cool. He's why I wanna be an tattooist. He was hit by a car when he was nine and nearly died. He got epilepsy because of it, so he has seizures sometimes. Can make him real sick, and sometimes, things are tough because his brain doesn't work well. You'd love him, dude.

I don't know about amazing, but I'm pretty proud I came out of it without a chip on myself or a douchebag. I mean, I wouldn't have a boyfriend like Fin if I was a d-bag. He would've told me to go fuck a cactus. Will you take me to meet him?

I've never known you to be a d-bag in your life, bud. Oh, yeah, don't I know that. I'm lucky he hasn't fucked me with a cactus on his own accord. A punch in the face was Plan B, I think.

Dude, I gotta say... I like the way you think.

A lot of these are every day of my life.

Awww, and you don't invite a dude along? Man, you really know how to hit me where it hurts. :P

Thought I did a damn fine job of inviting you along that day in the barn.

Well... There was that. But a one-time deal only. We could have a lot more fun than that.

We could've. You gotta ask me out first. I'm a pure virginal innocent, don't you know?

Pure virginal innocent, huh? Then I'm the fuckin' pope.

So do you wanna go out with me?

The fucking pope sounds more fun than the non-fucking one.

I dunno. Will you make it worth my while?

Well, I gotta admit that's true. I don't think there's a fucking pope, though.

I'm planning on it. Unless me and you got real different ideas of what makes a date worth your while.

That's probably why religion is so fucked up.

Yeah, probably. Can't say I've ever done anything traditionally. Fuck and run probably doesn't constitute a proper date.

If I could never fuck, I'd probably want to make other people miserable, too. :P

Nah, I don't think so. If you could go on any kind of date, what kind of date would you want to go on?

I'm sure there's some good folks out there who can't fuck and don't always have to be pricks, though. I haven't met any, but I'm sure they exist.

No pretentious shit. No point pretending to be what I'm not.

That's true. Sexual frustration isn't really a good reason to be a dick. But it's hard not to be when you've got blue balls.

I don't really do pretentious shit either. What if we just go for burgers and then we can chill together? I'm not hard to please. It kinda sucks not having my own place where we could just chill and not have other people around.

Lotta folk getting around saying how sexed up they are and how big their cocks are are still dicks too, so I don't think it's a yardstick on dickness.

This ain't like that joint you took us to near the hospital, is it? Because that fucking sucked.

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