128.5. 10 whatever the fucks

[niceguysfinishlast]

Ten national days of recognition relevant to your life

1. National Nude Day
2. National Sex Day
3. National Tattoo Day
4. National I Love Horses Day
5. National Weed Day
6. International Whores Day
7. National Beer and Pizza Day
8. International Day of People With a Disability
9. Bisexual Awareness Week
10. Dyslexia Empowerment Week

+ KIP PRYOR (oc)

(ooc) because clearly i'm a sheep and want up in this fun shit :P

Comments

hush you, you're giving up my evil genius secrets

[niceguysfinishlast]

A lot of these are every day of my life.

what evil genius secrets? i know nothing!

[texasbadboy]

Awww, and you don't invite a dude along? Man, you really know how to hit me where it hurts. :P

my plans are working >:)

[niceguysfinishlast]

Thought I did a damn fine job of inviting you along that day in the barn.

what plans? you're so sweet and innocent!

[texasbadboy]

Well... There was that. But a one-time deal only. We could have a lot more fun than that.

unless surrounded by wankers, then not so much :D

[niceguysfinishlast]

We could've. You gotta ask me out first. I'm a pure virginal innocent, don't you know?

then, out come the claws!

[texasbadboy]

Pure virginal innocent, huh? Then I'm the fuckin' pope.

So do you wanna go out with me?

but that's where the fun begins!

[niceguysfinishlast]

The fucking pope sounds more fun than the non-fucking one.

I dunno. Will you make it worth my while?

the claws bring the fun with them!

[texasbadboy]

Well, I gotta admit that's true. I don't think there's a fucking pope, though.

I'm planning on it. Unless me and you got real different ideas of what makes a date worth your while.

[niceguysfinishlast]

That's probably why religion is so fucked up.

Yeah, probably. Can't say I've ever done anything traditionally. Fuck and run probably doesn't constitute a proper date.

[texasbadboy]

If I could never fuck, I'd probably want to make other people miserable, too. :P

Nah, I don't think so. If you could go on any kind of date, what kind of date would you want to go on?

[niceguysfinishlast]

I'm sure there's some good folks out there who can't fuck and don't always have to be pricks, though. I haven't met any, but I'm sure they exist.

No pretentious shit. No point pretending to be what I'm not.

[texasbadboy]

That's true. Sexual frustration isn't really a good reason to be a dick. But it's hard not to be when you've got blue balls.

I don't really do pretentious shit either. What if we just go for burgers and then we can chill together? I'm not hard to please. It kinda sucks not having my own place where we could just chill and not have other people around.

[niceguysfinishlast]

Lotta folk getting around saying how sexed up they are and how big their cocks are are still dicks too, so I don't think it's a yardstick on dickness.

This ain't like that joint you took us to near the hospital, is it? Because that fucking sucked.