130.5. Ten Things

[livefortoday]

Ten of your primary personality traits

1. Dedicated
2. Educated
3. Compassionate
4. Faithful
5. Healthy
6. Honest
7. Loyal
8. Passionate
9. Protective
10. Sentimental

hunter alexander | original character

Comments

[magicmelody]

You missed all the most important ones, gorgeous.

1. Attractive
2. Brilliant
3. Caring
4. Generous
5. Sexy
6. Humourous
7. Intelligent
8. Lovable
9. Romantic
10. Humble

[livefortoday]

I think you're getting my traits mixed up with your's, babe.

[magicmelody]

Don't make me smack you, bitch.

[livefortoday]

Hey, what if I like being smacked?

[magicmelody]

You're going to have to wait until I'm done with my publisher.

[livefortoday]

Should I be jealous you're smacking your publisher before me?

[magicmelody]

Aw, baby. Don't worry. I'll save the whips and chains for you.

[livefortoday]

Hell yeah, bondage! My favourite thing right after incest, pedophilia, and child abuse.

[magicmelody]

So, I have to kiss your ass better without even whipping it? Tsk, my job is so hard.

[livefortoday]

I wouldn't be opposed. I'd return the favour.

[magicmelody]

Oh, I know. I've become a number one fan of your oral skills. Now you're making me want to deck my publisher just to get out of my meeting so I can come take advantage of you.

[livefortoday]

I support this plan. We'll get you a good lawyer when you're arrested for assault.

[magicmelody]

Let's not do that. There is no way I could stand waiting for conjugal visits to get my hands on you.

[livefortoday]

Yeah, that sounds like a pile of shit. So, does that mean I can book an appointment with you after you finish smacking your publisher? I made blondies for you.

[magicmelody]

Just for the blondies, you don't need to book an appointment. I'll give you a free pass. How come you're home? I thought you had work. You sick, babes?

[livefortoday]

Winning at life \o/ No, not sick. I swapped a shift. One of my workmates needs tomorrow off to take their kid to an appointment, so I'm working then instead.