045.4. Ten things

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Ten things you don't understand

1. What a Beats Pill is and why it looks like a vibrator
2. Why Glee is still on air
3. How many next top models can America friggen need?
4. Why they needed to remake Footloose, Dirty Dancing and Steel Magnolias
5. How to work a Playstation controller
6. Why strawberry syrup tastes nothing like real strawberries
7. Why American banned Kinder Surprise but just about anyone can own a gun
8. Why Miley Cyrus is famous
9. Why girls' knickers get to be made out of all the nice fabrics and we get boring shit
10. Why no one found out if Annie was okay

Jeremy Peterson | Original Character