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Angela Louella Ashwood ([personal profile] americanskin) wrote in [community profile] muserevival2017-03-01 11:38 am

142.5. Ten Things

Ten things that frustrate you

1. Preggo. Hormones. 'Nuff said.
2. Dicks. Why the fuck can't you dudes leave them alone for 2 seconds?!
3. Doctors who never run on time.
4. Rude cab drivers. Like, fuck all of you off something tall.
5. No, I don't want you to touch my stomach if you're a stranger. Fuck off.
6. How hard is it not to get jelly or peanut butter in the butter?
7. Yes, I want all 2 dozen Krispy Kreme. Fuck off, I'm eating for 2.
8. Do I look like I want to have a chat with you through a bathroom stall wall?
9. Fuck off, Clitty, you can't play with my boobs. It's your fault they feel like great balls of fire.
10. Morning sickness is supposed to stop after 3 months, FFS!

angela ashwood
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[personal profile] privateinvestigations 2017-03-01 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus fucking Christ, I ain't even in the same fucking state and I'm getting your preggo tits in a twist. In saying that, my cock's big enough it could probably breach state lines.
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[personal profile] thelawofrhythm 2017-03-07 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww, man... I'll bring you Krispy Kreme, babe. Cuz I love you and I want to get on the preggo lady's good side. :P
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[personal profile] thelawofrhythm 2017-03-07 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... I do, but it's in a drawer in my bedside table. :P But donuts I can do. And I can also come over and give 3 way girls only cuddles. <3
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[personal profile] thelawofrhythm 2017-03-07 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I do love a good boy free zone from time to time. How's the Mrs?
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[personal profile] thelawofrhythm 2017-03-07 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Until you're pushing a boy out of it? :P Good. I'm glad. I'll bring extra donuts for her, too. And hot cocoa? Tea? Chick flick DVDs? Action movie DVDs? :P
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[personal profile] thelawofrhythm 2017-03-08 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, he's already a little cutie! I'll bring a bunch of stuff over. It's been too long since a good girls only snuggle fest.
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[personal profile] thelawofrhythm 2017-03-08 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Does he have a name yet? Is he really thinking of himself that way now? It's true. They can't help it. I think dicks are bad luck.
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[personal profile] thelawofrhythm 2017-03-10 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! Daddy's already defending his baby against being the joke on the playground. OMFG, I can't believe Clitty's calling the baby his son. O_O Right? They're so wonderful and so dangerous all at the same time.