142.5. Ten Things

[americanskin]

Ten things that frustrate you

1. Preggo. Hormones. 'Nuff said.
2. Dicks. Why the fuck can't you dudes leave them alone for 2 seconds?!
3. Doctors who never run on time.
4. Rude cab drivers. Like, fuck all of you off something tall.
5. No, I don't want you to touch my stomach if you're a stranger. Fuck off.
6. How hard is it not to get jelly or peanut butter in the butter?
7. Yes, I want all 2 dozen Krispy Kreme. Fuck off, I'm eating for 2.
8. Do I look like I want to have a chat with you through a bathroom stall wall?
9. Fuck off, Clitty, you can't play with my boobs. It's your fault they feel like great balls of fire.
10. Morning sickness is supposed to stop after 3 months, FFS!

angela ashwood
- original character -

Comments

[thelawofrhythm]

Does he have a name yet? Is he really thinking of himself that way now? It's true. They can't help it. I think dicks are bad luck.

[americanskin]

Nope. Clitty told us we're not allowed to choose names while we're being emotionally hormonal lesbians because his kid will end up with a name like Rock or Jagger or something. He actually said "my son". I nearly peed my pants. I can't quit them, damnit!

[thelawofrhythm]

LOL! Daddy's already defending his baby against being the joke on the playground. OMFG, I can't believe Clitty's calling the baby his son. O_O Right? They're so wonderful and so dangerous all at the same time.

[americanskin]

Once Clitty claims you as one of his, he'll forever die for you. Which also means if a rugrat with his blood is coming, everyone else who doesn't protect him will die also. It's so weird hearing him say it. I'm seriously the worst kind of horny. It's not even funny.