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Clint Zéphyr Chevalier ([personal profile] privateinvestigations) wrote in [community profile] muserevival2016-01-14 09:36 am

113.5. 10 things

Ten things that comfort you in hard times

1. Fucking
2. Hitting things
3. Shooting things
4. Booze
5. Weed
6. Hard rock
7. Smokes
8. Long drives in fast cars
9. Not talking to idiots
10. Extensively mocking dickheads

clint chevalier
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
That was before this happened. You're going to drop dead if you can't have a fuck.
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
You've never gone longer than 6 hours without a fuck since you lost your virginity at, like 10 years old.
Edited 2016-01-15 02:04 (UTC)
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I was dressed as a fucking Ninja Turtle and throwing a tanty that Em got more Halloween candy than me at 12. I want you to go out and get fucked. It'll help the stress.
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
How old was the chick you lost your v-card to? Unless I can fucking naked, then no. Alright, I wanna talk to you about something, and I need you to be fucking real with me. What happens if I can't fuck like we used to?
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I am not in the slightest bit surprised by this. Had trauma to abdominal aorta. Jesse told me me the nerves and blood supply to the cock are right beside the aorta and if there's damage, it might have caused issues. I asked them not to say anything to you about it because I wanted to talk to you myself.
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I asked about this, just not really this directly. Just if anything they've done might fuck my sex life up. You're fucking doing this whole commitment thing, and I don't know how to adjust to you being like this. So, I fucking take our deal back. Go out and fuck as much as you want.
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
At least go out and get your fucking cock sucked. You went down on Ange, it's just the same shit.
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I am okay with it. Keep doing it for her right through the pregnancy if you need to, I don't mind. I wasn't bullshitting you. Maybe she can return the favour.
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you can do it and I can watch. If they ever let me out of here.
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
That's not going to satisfy you. You like taking it up the ass as much as you give it.
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[personal profile] imtoofabulous 2016-01-15 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Maybe it'll hurt less if I soften the blow now. I don't fucking know, but it's not looking good, is it?

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