120.5. Ten Things

[nothingelsematters]

Ten little things you love about life

1. Sloppy kisses from my beautiful little lady
2. Being called "dada"
3. Seeing my husband wearing his wedding ring
4. Family, and everything about them (this is a big thing, but IDGAF)
5. Slow, sweet sex
6. Dressing my baby girl in pink - fuck the haters on gender-neutral preaching agendas
7. Dipping Oreos in really hot, sweet coffee
8. Hugs and kisses
9. Flowers: giving, receiving, arranging
10. 5 O'Clock Shadow on my man

lorenzo chevalier
- original character -

Comments

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

Tell that little nugget to stop growing so fast, because Auntie Em can't keep up.

[nothingelsematters]

Aunty Em needs to learn toddler like a boss because it's fast approaching.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

Auntie Em needs more time with her little angel princess to start learning.

OMG, she's going to be running all over the house wreaking havoc soon.

[nothingelsematters]

She's already trying. She just hasn't quite figured out how to navigate her feet attached to her. They're only there for pulling socks off.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

LOL! Some things never change. I bet anything she's one of those kiddos that will be trying to wear flip-flops when there's snow on the ground and driving you two crazy.

[nothingelsematters]

Every time she realises it's her feet moving her, she looks at them and falls over. She's working on the multitasking skills.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

OMG, I'm dying of the cuteness.

So... um... any suggestions for someone who wants to become a parent?

[nothingelsematters]

Try by using jizz that's not Clitty's?

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

'Fraid we're out of luck on that one. Angela and I both wanted it to be someone we know, and we also know that if you and Lew are jizzing in a cup, it's going to be to give Hols a brother or sister.

[nothingelsematters]

You know, picking someone you know isn't always the best option. That means that person has a kid walking right around under their nose all the time. There's no emotional separation. Lewis has the same feelings about biology as he does marriage, and you don't want me. I'm not cleared of the Hep C yet.

[emilywhereverimayfindher]

Clitty doesn't want kids of his own, though, and I know that he'll always be there to protect us and the kid. Well, there's that, too. Clitty's just someone that we trust with all of our hearts, you know?

[nothingelsematters]

Nope, he's a protector, not paternal. That doesn't mean it isn't going to affect him having a kid with his genes walking around. Look how much he came around with Hols.