120.5. Ten Things

[nothingelsematters]

Ten little things you love about life

1. Sloppy kisses from my beautiful little lady
2. Being called "dada"
3. Seeing my husband wearing his wedding ring
4. Family, and everything about them (this is a big thing, but IDGAF)
5. Slow, sweet sex
6. Dressing my baby girl in pink - fuck the haters on gender-neutral preaching agendas
7. Dipping Oreos in really hot, sweet coffee
8. Hugs and kisses
9. Flowers: giving, receiving, arranging
10. 5 O'Clock Shadow on my man

lorenzo chevalier
- original character -

Comments

[nothingelsematters]

Abso-fucking-lutely. You ain't learned that by now? That, and watching you wince when I force babysitting duty on you.

[privateinvestigations]

You fucking mean bitch. Hey, I'm getting better with that. All other sprogs can sit down, but I'll take Hols. The way she screams when weird cunts come near her is my favourite thing.

[nothingelsematters]

I know, fucking sue me. I've trained my bubba well. When weird cunts come on the radar, scream like fuck or defensive projectile vomit all over them.