134.5. Ten Things

[lovesguinness]

Ten dirty little secrets about you

1. I'm a closeted lesbian
2. I fucked a nun
3. And took a slash in their Holy Water
4. I'm a fuckin' serial killer in m'spare time
5. I deliberately leave pubes on the soap t'shit ya' off
6. I fuckin' double-dip those Doritos. Every fuckin' time.
7. Golden showers are me fave kink
8. I have orgies with grannies
9. I like askin' fashionistas what Walmart they got their shoes from
10. I've shot a bloke's dick off

Euan Fitzpatrick (Original Character)

Comments

[lovesguinness]

Fuckin' hell, mate. Ya' nerves must be fuckin' shot. He's a good kid, though. Ya' doing real well, all things considered. Oh, fuck, I'm already 'bout ready t'stock up on mass firearms t'shoot any cunts who try t'hurt her. Hope she's cool with a rough bastard like me bein' her dad. Aye, he did. Proud o'him t'no end. I think he's had cunts come after him for past debts. I couldn't see any signs he was usin' again before this happened.

[aussielawyer]

Too fucking right. It has led to some fucked up issues all around. Gen and I are separating. We need to sort ourselves out for Justin and then think about whether we want to get back on track again. Hit me up if you need any, I've been collecting since Jamie was born. Luckily, she has a big brother who will murder for her, if necessary, too. You're a great dad. Case in point. Have they talked to you about switching off?