144.5. Ten Things

[privateinvestigations]

Ten things you want to say to someone

1. Sorry you ended up with me as a fucking twin
2. I'd literally fucking die for you
3. I think you're the best father any fucking kid could have
4. I'm fucking proud of you for what you survived
5. I hate that we lost our whole fucking lives not knowing we're brothers
6. Please never have a fucking sex injury, because this twin sense thing fucking sucks
7. If you ever need a fucking kidney, I'm there
8. Sorry I couldn't protect you from the fucking shit that still harmed you
9. We're gonna be fucking okay. Promise.
10. I fucking love you, alright?

clint chevalier
original character

Comments

[privateinvestigations]

No, but I have three other suckers to hand him off to when he does. What the fuck is it then?

[nothingelsematters]

Spoken like a true bastard. What are you doing about the birthday thing?

[privateinvestigations]

What birthday thing? Ain't it obvious?

[nothingelsematters]

Whether you're going to keep the birthday you've always known? No, it's not fucking obvious. I'm not a mind reader.

[privateinvestigations]

Fuck the birthday I've always known. It's nothing. It's some random date a cunt pulled out of her ass. We do it the right way. June 14. Alright?

[nothingelsematters]

I'm glad you want that. I was hoping you would.